the first time I tried to put an apple in my mouth was the day my dad was in the hospital, and I was still a new baby. The hospital staff gave me a whole bunch of apples, all of which I swallowed.
Well, that is a story that could have gone a different way. It’s not like it’s a bad thing that you can’t eat an apple unless you’re dead. Of course, you could also say “it’s a dangerous apple.” But apple locks are the same thing as apple chokes, so the fact that they are both dangerous things to your health is beside the point.
Apple locks are a kind of choking hazard. It happens when you put too much apple into your mouth, and it can cause your throat and esophagus to swell up. It’s like when you eat a bag of chips and it makes you want to spit out the whole bag. You know that if your throat goes like that, you’re screwed.
Apple locks are one of the most common choking hazards. Choking is one of the leading causes of death in the developed world, and apple locks are one of the worst types, since apple chokes don’t actually paralyze you. The first step in getting apple locks is to get yourself plenty of water and eat lots of apple. If you get apple locks, you will have to go through your normal emergency procedure: gargle, drink water, and call 911.
Apple chokes are a little different in that, instead of just paralyzing you, they also cause your throat to water and swell, which can in fact make it difficult for you to swallow. It’s all too common to see people choking as a result of swallowing apple chokes, so the apple chokes are also known as the #1 cause of death in the developed world.
The apple chokes may be the number one cause of death in the developed world, but I would like to see an apples in the mouth law put into place to protect consumers. Apple chokes are rare, and you’ll need to call 911 to get the paramedics on duty.
There are lots of other causes of choking deaths, but the apple chokes are pretty self-explanatory. People who are choking on other foods can also choke on ice cubes, gum, and even fruit. But apple chokes are the most common. If you have an apple chokes, you need to let the paramedics do their thing. Otherwise, they will probably transfer you to a hospital ER for a blood draw.
I like that apple chokes are fairly self-explanatory. It’s like they’re a small extension of that little apple sitting in your mouth. Also, if you need to call 911 for an emergency, you can use the emergency phone. And if you don’t want to do that, you can also have the emergency dispatcher do it for you. What I don’t like is that they don’t make it obvious when someone has an apple chokes because people can panic.
apple chokes are apparently normal, but they make it sound like someone has an “apple death.” I don’t know if this is just a little bit of a joke or not. I mean, I’ve only really seen this type of thing once, so I don’t know that I can say for sure if this is the case for everyone.
I do hope there is a “how to unlock an apple” guide somewhere on the internet, because this is something I can’t stand.